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Reblogged from thebluthcompany
thebluthcompany: Everyone is updating their summer albums on facebook, so I did my part. <3

thebluthcompany:

Everyone is updating their summer albums on facebook, so I did my part. <3

Reblogged from nevver
lesson learned.

lesson learned.

(Source: nevver)



Reblogged from mylifeasmeangirls

when someone asks if i want to go to the gym with them

             

(Source: mylifeasmeangirls)



Reblogged from whenparentstext

Toy Phone

  • it doesn’t matter how old or gangster you are-if a toddler hands you a toy phone, you answer that shit


Reblogged from lookbothways
lookbothways: Shark Brain, meet Vagina. See also: Teeth, The Movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE

lookbothways:

Shark Brain, meet Vagina.

See also: Teeth, The Movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE

Reblogged from nevver
nevver: Ikea

nevver:

Ikea

Reblogged from frankandproper
frankandproper: Marine Iguana: Isabela Island, Galapagos. MY MOM WOULD PEE HER PANTS.

frankandproper:

Marine Iguana: Isabela Island, Galapagos.

MY MOM WOULD PEE HER PANTS.



Reblogged from thedailywhat
thedailywhat: Limited Edition Candy Bar of the Day: What is this deliciousness, and why doesn’t throwing money at my screen have any effect on my possession of it? Also: Limited Edition Cookie Flavors? As in there will be multiple candy bars/girl scout cookie hybrids? Better get started on my obit now. DEATH BY HAPPINESS.  [reddit.]

thedailywhat:

Limited Edition Candy Bar of the Day: What is this deliciousness, and why doesn’t throwing money at my screen have any effect on my possession of it?

Also: Limited Edition Cookie Flavors? As in there will be multiple candy bars/girl scout cookie hybrids? Better get started on my obit now. DEATH BY HAPPINESS. 

[reddit.]



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forrealsies:

forrealsies:



Reblogged from squashed

The next time I interview for a job, I'm going to try the Ron Paul approach

  • Interviewer: What interests you about our company?
  • Me: I hate it and think it should be dismantled.
  • Interviewer: What are your primary qualifications for the job?
  • Me: I would systematically destroy your company.
  • Interviewer: Why do you want to destroy our company?
  • Me: Your company has a successful and diverse market line and a global presence. But when it was incorporated, the founders had envisioned a little mom and pop operation. I think we need to return to their vision.